Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in. Michael Corleone
See how old and beat he is in this pic? This is how I look when I dive into my passion of politics. It’s a guilty pleasure before I even roll out the bed to check the Huff Post, Crooks and Liars, Chuck Todd tweets etc. It’s ridiculous. I need help. I really do. I can read the same story in at least ten outlets about the new Mitt back pedal, the new racist remark Newt pulled out of his ass, or how Santorum wants me to not run to Planned Parenthood after a rape for the morning after pill. That is just reading the political stuff. I can waste a whole night watching pundit after pundit speak on the same stories all the while checking my iPhone for tweets and updates and cursing. Oh, the cursing…Bad ShaSha
Newt giving me the finger should be enough to make me stop indulging in this self-destructive behavior.
The severely conservative Mitt. I mean this guy is severely severe stern conservative. He hates anything moderate but only if you mention it. He does excellent backflips…Olympic gold medal flips
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum. I. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.